Just for fun, here is a quick little exercise courtesy of Bob Hope’s Vaudeville days. It’s a bit he did and we think we can improve it. Here’s the line:
“I had a terrible night last night. I dreamt all night that I was eating Life Savers. I woke up this morning and my pajama buttons were gone.”
“I dreamt I was eating a marshmallow. When I woke up this morning, my pillow was missing.”
That’s the idea. Try and come up with some additional zingers that fit into this form and can keep this bit going. Have fun with it and get a bit crazy.